So I was in a restaurant today and there was a little kid’s birthday party going on. A clown was giving the kids random things to answer. One of them was “name a reason to call 911”. And then one of the kids yells, “IF IRON MAN IS IN YOUR HOUSE!”
YES. YES CHILD. ALWAYS CALL 911 IF TONY STARK.
I just can’t even…
Look at that stupid face. Stop it.





